It’s not often that we, Ron and Joe, invite people to stick it to us. But then these are not ordinary times. Nope, these are times when the old carrot and stick are required tools o’ business. Ergo, for this month only, get our Letter Parts Stick CD for ONLY $49!

Letter Parts Stick is a complete uppercase alphabet, including numbers and punctuation, which has been handcrafted by Robin from Birch tree twigs. You can use them as initial caps or string a few together to create natural looking words and headlines. Most characters are supplied in three forms, with drop shadow, cast shadow or on torn paper. Plus, each file contains embedded paths for easy modification/outlining.

A deal too good to shake a stick at:
Letter Parts Stick CD for ONLY $49!

The question is: Are we, Ron and Joe, nuts?! Of course there’s no need to restate the conclusion. Let’s, instead, focus on the symptoms of our “condition”: 1) We wear propeller beanies. 2) We are connected at the ears – then again, that may be causal. 3) We don’t wear pants. That’s mainly attributable, however, to the fact that we have no body mass beneath our noses (see picture above). 4) We are currently selling Art Parts CD-RON 5 for $100 off. That’s it! Symptom #4 is more than enough to convict us, Ron and Joe, by a jury of our peers (there’s a visual).

If you’d like to take advantage of our condition, and get 700+ Art Parts images – in both color and b&w – for only $89 click on the link below. But you’d best hurry as the court will be locking down our assets after May 31.

Get CD-RON 5 for only $89 ($100 off)! Ends 5/31/10

Excerpt from this month’s RonandJoe.com Newsletter: Upon reading the above headline and reviewing the graphic to the right, I know the glee you must be feeling. Not about our 50% OFF (almost) EVERYTHING SALE (although that’s pretty good, I guess.) But because I’ve finally found a way to get Ron out of the way. He was really cluttering up things, don’t you think? Especially our logo! WHAT an eyesore. (Note: For those of you who actually like Ron, don’t get your knickers in a bundle. He’ll be back in March. Pretty much about the same time that this sale will be ending. Coincidence? I think not. Remember: Ron’s the cheap one. So you’d better do your Ron and Joe shopping this month! Make that your Joe shopping. Because none of this would be happening if HE were around.)

Read this month’s Newsletter and learn how to get
50% off almost everything at RonandJoe.com

We, Ron and Joe, have no idea what “pig in a poke” means. We don’t even know what a poke is (do they have those in the suburbs?). All we’ve determined is that when a pig’s in a poke it’s a bad thing. Which is why it’s strange that we, Ron and Joe, are even bringing it up here. Guess that’s the downfall of stream of consciousness marketing. Let’s try this again:

HURRY! Until January 31 you can get $100 off an Art Parts 3D Parts CD! 40 Joe sculptures of Business & Travel objects which have been photographed and saved with embedded paths. Perfect for use as spot images.  And you’ll get them all on CD for only $89! Well, heck, that’s better than a poke in the eye.

Ron and Joe’s Special o’ the Month:
Get Art Parts 3D Parts CD for only $89!

If somebody asks you: What do you want for Christmas, more Ron? Answer with a resounding “YES!” Because, up until the end o’ the year, we, Ron and Joe, are offering up our very popular CD-RON 3 for only $69! Yep, over 700 Art Parts images can be yours for $100 below our regular price. Wait a minute. Doesn’t that work out to less than 10¢ per image?! Why, as a matter of fact, it does! How could you say no? Say, yes, more Ron!

Ron and Joe’s Special o’ the Year:
CD-RON 3 for only $69!

Our October Special o’ the Month will kick off your Holidays nicely. The Holiday Joe CD is a collection of 40 full-color illustrations featuring holidays throughout the year. But, get this: We, Ron and Joe, have noticed the nuttiest thing – most of the big holidays happen over the next few months! Who knew?! So, in honor of this incredible discovery, we decided to cut a few dollars off of our Holiday Joe collection. Oh, say, 100 BUCKS, OR SO! Woof. Now that’s what we, Ron and Joe, call Holiday spirit.


Ron and Joe’s Special o’ the Month: Holiday Joe stock illustration CD

If we, Ron and Joe, have learned anything over the years (which is debatable at best), it is this: It’s all a numbers game, baby. The more numbers you have the better. Which is why we’re offering up Art Parts CD-RON 4 for a mere bag o’ shells over at RonandJoe.com. Yep, this 1 CD, which contains 13 collections of 50 or more images (more than 775 in total), can now be yours for a measly 69 clams (which works out to about 9 cents an image)! Isn’t that $100 off the regular price?! Yes, it is. Are we, Ron and Joe, doing a number on you? No, we’re not. But you better hurry because this offer ends after the 30 days of September.

Get Art Parts CD-RON 4 only 69

The month is half over. We, Ron and Joe, point this out because it proves that we’re a couple o’ half wits. Why? Because we have a Special o’ the Month. Here it is the 14th, and we haven’t said half a word about it. Now there’s only half as much time to get this special deal. And that’s only if you’ve half a mind to do so. What is the special? $100 off our Colorful Joe CD: 100 high-resolution, full-color stock illustrations for only 89 smackers. Need we say it? That’s more than half off.

Ron and Joe’s Special o’ the Month: Colorful Joe stock illustration CD

Hello. Joe here. You may not know this, but Ron is as tight as a duct-taped hamster. He also never leaves the office. That’s why we don’t run a whole lot of big sales at RonandJoe.com. But I’ve got some really good news: Ron is out town! Which means that you can get 50% off (almost*) everything! But only until July 31.

Click here to read our July Newsletter with all the details.

* 50% discount does not apply to MoJA pet portraits (after all, I, Joe make these myself) or Ron and Joe’s Club o’ Discounts (Ron would catch us for sure).