Apparently, we, Ron and Joe, have a reputation for running off at the mouth. Gilding the lily, so to speak.Especially when it comes to our monthly Freebies. They claim that we will go to any length (the key word here being length) for the sake of some stupid joke. How dare they! We, Ron and Joe, are so far beyond such gimmicks that it’s not even funny. For instance, this month’s Freebie is eight images of family life. If we’re so run off at the mouthy, wouldn’t we be making a reference to us, Ron and Joe, putting you in the family way? Or mentioning that this is the Mother and Father of all deals?! Or perhaps inviting you to jump into the Ron and Joe gene pool? Well, we’ve said none of those things. Which should certainly put a stop all these ugly attacks on our reputation.

The Mother & Father of ALL deals: Click here to jump into our gene pool
and we’ll put you in the family way. 8 FREE Art Parts family images!

The question is: Are we, Ron and Joe, nuts?! Of course there’s no need to restate the conclusion. Let’s, instead, focus on the symptoms of our “condition”: 1) We wear propeller beanies. 2) We are connected at the ears – then again, that may be causal. 3) We don’t wear pants. That’s mainly attributable, however, to the fact that we have no body mass beneath our noses (see picture above). 4) We are currently selling Art Parts CD-RON 5 for $100 off. That’s it! Symptom #4 is more than enough to convict us, Ron and Joe, by a jury of our peers (there’s a visual).

If you’d like to take advantage of our condition, and get 700+ Art Parts images – in both color and b&w – for only $89 click on the link below. But you’d best hurry as the court will be locking down our assets after May 31.

Get CD-RON 5 for only $89 ($100 off)! Ends 5/31/10

Does a bear wear bunny slippers?! Of course he does. And so do we, Ron and Joe! Give away Freebies every month, we mean. So, even though we haven’t been real dependable of late with updating this here blog, you can count on us to offer up several free stock images every time you turn the page on your calendar.

This month we’ve got eight Art Parts clip art and stock illustration images of animals ready for you to download. Each one describing the animal kingdom in a very Ron and Joe way. Which is a good thing. Or not. Depending on your point of view and moral boundaries. For instance, would the image to the left offend some people? Does a bear read the Wall Street Journal?

Click here to get some bunny slippers, we mean, freebies.

Every year roundabout this time, we, Ron and Joe, have the same problem. The minute the weather turns to the better, something awful happens. We get all giddy and chipper. Happy. Even get satisfied, complacent. These are dangerous feelings for us, Ron and Joe. Why?! Because, whenever these emotions descend upon us, we give away the store! Literally. Art Parts images start flying out of here on the wings o’ chirping mockingbirds and the bushy tails o’ chattering squirrels. It’s like some horrible scene deleted from Bambi for being too graphic for audiences in the early 40s. Or for us, Ron and Joe. WE’RE RUNNING A BUSINESS HERE, PEOPLE! Please, for our sake, get us some rain, sleet, snow, what have you! Stop this chirping and chattering and flying away of our profits!

Click here to ruin us, Ron and Joe.
And get your FREE springtime Art Parts images.

We, Ron and Joe, have no idea what “pig in a poke” means. We don’t even know what a poke is (do they have those in the suburbs?). All we’ve determined is that when a pig’s in a poke it’s a bad thing. Which is why it’s strange that we, Ron and Joe, are even bringing it up here. Guess that’s the downfall of stream of consciousness marketing. Let’s try this again:

HURRY! Until January 31 you can get $100 off an Art Parts 3D Parts CD! 40 Joe sculptures of Business & Travel objects which have been photographed and saved with embedded paths. Perfect for use as spot images.  And you’ll get them all on CD for only $89! Well, heck, that’s better than a poke in the eye.

Ron and Joe’s Special o’ the Month:
Get Art Parts 3D Parts CD for only $89!

As you no doubt already know, we, Ron and Joe, give and give. It’s who we are. It’s how we’re made. This month we are giving you the gift of constructive criticism. New Year’s Resolutions, if you will. And we, Ron and Joe, really hope that you will. Because we’ve noticed a few areas where we’re sure you can improve over this upcoming year. Nothing too big. Just a few things which will make you more apt to be invited to one of our cocktail parties. Oh, and we’re also giving away 10 free Art Parts images to help you visualize the new 2010 version of you. We know, it’s very kind of us.

Start improving yourself NOW!
Download 10 Free Art Parts images.

We, Ron and Joe, aren’t the greatest at picking out gifts. So, as you can imagine, this season can be difficult for us. But this year we’ve nailed it! We’ve come up with the perfect gift which no one has, but everyone – including you – will want! Why? Because it will change your life. Just look at these before and after pictures. If our holiday gift can do this for a low-class farm animal, just imagine what it can do for you! Woof.

So what is this gift, you ask? And what do you have to do to get it? Why it’s THE INCREDIBLE DRESSABLE CHICKEN! And all you have to do to receive this life-changing gift is click on the link below to visit our December Freebie o’ the Month page. Guess we, Ron and Joe, didn’t lay an egg this year.

Ron and Joe’s December Freebie o’ the Month

If somebody asks you: What do you want for Christmas, more Ron? Answer with a resounding “YES!” Because, up until the end o’ the year, we, Ron and Joe, are offering up our very popular CD-RON 3 for only $69! Yep, over 700 Art Parts images can be yours for $100 below our regular price. Wait a minute. Doesn’t that work out to less than 10¢ per image?! Why, as a matter of fact, it does! How could you say no? Say, yes, more Ron!

Ron and Joe’s Special o’ the Year:
CD-RON 3 for only $69!

It’s not unusual for us, Ron and Joe, to be confused. Heck, it’s kind of a lifestyle really. But this gets to us every year: You wake up one morning and you realize that it’s not summer anymore. And that the Holidays start, like, tomorrow. How does this happen?! We, Ron and Joe, have never figured it out. But we have to learned to accept the fact gracefully. By gracefully we mean that we’ve stopped running around in circles screaming Santa’s name in vain. Well, we still run in circles. We just stir the cookie dough while we’re doing it. People underestimate how productive panic can be. We’ve also realized that if we just start giving gifts away indiscriminately it greatly lessens the stress shopping for one particular occasion. Which segues neatly to this…

Click here to download 8 Free Holiday Art Parts Images

Our October Special o’ the Month will kick off your Holidays nicely. The Holiday Joe CD is a collection of 40 full-color illustrations featuring holidays throughout the year. But, get this: We, Ron and Joe, have noticed the nuttiest thing – most of the big holidays happen over the next few months! Who knew?! So, in honor of this incredible discovery, we decided to cut a few dollars off of our Holiday Joe collection. Oh, say, 100 BUCKS, OR SO! Woof. Now that’s what we, Ron and Joe, call Holiday spirit.


Ron and Joe’s Special o’ the Month: Holiday Joe stock illustration CD