As you look at these now available greeting cards you may be wondering if we, Ron and Joe, have any moral boundaries. We do, of course. They just aren’t immediately obvious to the casual observer. For instance, after reading the fronts of these Hanukkah and Christmas Cards, it would be easy to assume that we, Ron and Joe, are just going for the cheap (actually, $2.49) laugh. And that’s when you need to look just a little bit deeper. For, if you actually open the card, you’ll find these heartwarming, life-affirming messages:

Here’s to a happy and healthy Hanukkah!

…the Traditional Christmas Buttcracker.

You may either e-mail us your apologies, or rush out to Target® or Walgreens® and buy these cards. Then you’ll feel much better about judging us, Ron and Joe, just a little too quickly.

We, Ron and Joe, aren’t the greatest at picking out gifts. So, as you can imagine, this season can be difficult for us. But this year we’ve nailed it! We’ve come up with the perfect gift which no one has, but everyone – including you – will want! Why? Because it will change your life. Just look at these before and after pictures. If our holiday gift can do this for a low-class farm animal, just imagine what it can do for you! Woof.

So what is this gift, you ask? And what do you have to do to get it? Why it’s THE INCREDIBLE DRESSABLE CHICKEN! And all you have to do to receive this life-changing gift is click on the link below to visit our December Freebie o’ the Month page. Guess we, Ron and Joe, didn’t lay an egg this year.

Ron and Joe’s December Freebie o’ the Month