As you look at these now available greeting cards you may be wondering if we, Ron and Joe, have any moral boundaries. We do, of course. They just aren’t immediately obvious to the casual observer. For instance, after reading the fronts of these Hanukkah and Christmas Cards, it would be easy to assume that we, Ron and Joe, are just going for the cheap (actually, $2.49) laugh. And that’s when you need to look just a little bit deeper. For, if you actually open the card, you’ll find these heartwarming, life-affirming messages:
Here’s to a happy and healthy Hanukkah!
…the Traditional Christmas Buttcracker.
You may either e-mail us your apologies, or rush out to Target® or Walgreens® and buy these cards. Then you’ll feel much better about judging us, Ron and Joe, just a little too quickly.
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