"We, John Deer and Eli, think you're just our kind of guys.

You know. The macho, full-speed ahead, take-no-prisoners kind of guys

who are secure enough to wear a dress if your art requires it. Please see

our attached pin-up poster from last year which we, John Deer and Eli,

believe will provide a full explanation, and which we know will prove

to be the very zenith of your Silly Pet page. Fetchingly, John Deer and Eli.

 

PS: Eli feels strongly that you should be made to understand

it was all John Deer's idea..."

 

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