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"The cat's name is 'Mico', and he is a very bad boy indeed. Perhaps this

lesson in humility will show him the error of his ways. Be assured, upon

receipt of the Fez, an updated picture will be sent to you (with him wearing it).

For good measure, his brother, Bruno, will also be forced to pose wearing

the Fez (I consider it a preemptive strike on the their bad behavior, in my

absence, while I provide them with the finer things in life).

 

"Dear Ron and Joe, I received your fez today at work. THANK YOU!!

Not only was I the envy of my coworkers, but of passers-by as well. I returned

home from work to discover that their bad behavior had stricken again. The victim,

this time, was a sponge. Apparently, left unattended, and to their own devices,

a sponge (like the aformentioned change jar), proved too great a temptation.

As I walked through the door, I was greeted, not by my loving Ragdoll cats,

but rather a scene of destruction, reminiscent of a slasher movie. A torn, shredded,

mutilated, pink sponge, plucked from the sink, in my absence, pieces strewn about

the floor. In my world, justice is swift. Armed with my newly acquired Fez,

I meted out the appropriate punishment, instantly, and without emotion. Thank you

for your assistance. From their reaction, I believe the Fez will play an integral

role in their reeducation. Your faithful (and deeply indebted) servant, Paul."

 

 

 

"p.s. - Mico and Bruno say Go to Hell!"

 

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