Introducing custom, handmade, one-of-a-kind, 3D constructed art of YOUR pet, by Joe!

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SMALL PET PORTRAITS $125 Capture the essence of your beloved pet with a custom-created dimensional piece of art by Joe. Constructed completely from corrugated cardboard, then painted with acrylic and varnished, these small pet portraits measure approximately 7"x7"x1.5". Choose one of the four color combinations shown above, send us a good picture or two of their face, tell us your pet's name and, in about three weeks, you'll have unique, ready-to-hang art o' your beloved best friend. Purchase a Small Pet Portrait Note: Within 24 hours of receiving your order, we, Ron and Joe will send you a special PDF form. This is where you'll tell us everything that you want your portrait to be. Woof. Or, Meow, as the case may be. Click to download a sample order form.

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LARGE PET PORTRAITS (top) $225 Capture the essence of your beloved pet big-time with a custom-created object d' Joe. Constructed completely from corrugated cardboard, then painted with acrylic and varnished, these pet portraits measure approximately 10"x10"x1.5" or 8.25"x11.5". Choose the frame style and one of the six color combinations shown above, send us a good full-body picture or two, tell us your pet's name and characterstics, and, in about three weeks, you'll have unique, ready-to-hang art o' your beloved best friend. Purchase a Large Pet Portrait Note: Within 24 hours of receiving your order, we, Ron and Joe will send you a special PDF form. This is where you'll tell us everything that you want your portrait to be. Woof. Or, Meow, as the case may be. Click to download a sample order form.

LIFESTYLE PET PORTRAITS (bottom) $225 Capture the TRUE essence of your beloved pet with a custom-created Joe d'Anthromorphique Portrait. Constructed completely from corrugated cardboard, then painted with acrylic and varnished, these lifestyle portraits measure approximately 10"x10"x1.5" or 8.25"x11.5". Choose one of the three lifestyles (bottom row) and six color combinations shown above, send us at least two good full-body pictures (one from each side), tell us your pet's name and characterstics, and, in about three weeks, you'll have unique, ready-to-hang art o' your beloved best friend. Purchase a Lifestyle Pet Portrait Note: Within 24 hours of receiving your order, we, Ron and Joe will send you a special PDF form. This is where you'll tell us everything that you want your portrait to be. Woof. Or, Meow, as the case may be. Click to download a sample order form.

To view actual commissioned portraits Click Here

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CUSTOM PET PORTRAITS $350 No one knows your pet better than you. So why not tell us exactly what you would like Joe to custom design and create. Constructed completely from corrugated cardboard, then painted with acrylic and varnished, a custom portrait can measure up to 12"x18"x2". Choose any frame style shown on this page, pick any colors you want (with our help, if you wish), send us at least two or three good full-body pictures, tell us your pet's name and characterstics, and, in about four weeks, you'll have totally unique, ready-to-hang art o' your beloved best friend. Purchase a Custom Pet Portrait Notes: Within 24 hours of receiving your order, we, Ron and Joe will send you a special PDF form. This is where you'll tell us everything that you want your portrait to be. Once we know what you want, we'll create a "line" rough for you to approve before Joe starts the construction. Woof woof! Or, Meeee-oww, as the case may be. Click to download a sample order form.

To view actual commissioned portraits Click Here